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Ryan Reynolds & Rob McElhenney ‘running out of jokes’ for Wrexham transfer reveals as more fake terms revealed in deadline day contract

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<p>The Red Dragons have enjoyed another busy summer, with <a href="https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/paul-mullin-wrexham-league-one-mo-faal-west-bromwich-albion/blt53228973e2ca5ef7" target="_blank">Mo Faal becoming the latest addition</a> to Phil Parkinson’s squad. He joins the likes of Arthur Okonkwo, Lewis Brunt, George Dobson and Ollie Rathbone in moving to SToK Racecourse <a href="https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/ryan-reynolds-rob-mcelhenney-tax-wrexham-charged-more-transfers-phil-parkinson-reacts-inflated-fees-recruitment-update/blt815e966be4373c64" target="_blank">since Wrexham secured promotion into League One</a>.</p>

WHAT HAPPENED?

<p>Each deal completed by the ambitious Welsh outfit has been <a href="https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/brat-girl-summer-clause-joke-wrexham-contract-ryan-reynolds-rob-mcelhenney-airplane-seat-oxygen-terms-transfer/blt580f027f9090d64d" target="_blank">accompanied by a joke contract</a> that includes fake terms, with said document printed out on social media. Eagle-eyed supporters quickly spotted that new recruits were being <a href="https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/ryan-reynolds-deadpool-wrexham-transfer-contract-hollywood-owners/blt2c60f8656667c475" target="_blank">lined up for some bizarre tasks</a>.</p>

THE BIGGER PICTURE

<p>That theme has continued with Faal, as his new contract includes the following stipulation: “The player should visit the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct at least twice a day.” Wrexham add that their new recruit “must be 6ft 5in.” They then state that “the player will start writing these contracts because we’re running out of jokes”.</p><center><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">“The player should visit the Pontcysyllte Aqueduct at least twice a day…” 😂😂😂 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WxmAFC?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WxmAFC</a> <a href="https://t.co/jiMqYXWYRN">pic.twitter.com/jiMqYXWYRN</a></p>— RobRyanRed - Wrexham AFC Podcast (@RobRyanRed) <a href="https://twitter.com/RobRyanRed/status/1829434587128205822?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2024</a></blockquote>
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DID YOU KNOW?

<p>Once the summer window closes, the Red Dragons will be unable to bolster their ranks again until January. That will give Reynolds, McElhenney and Co time to come up with some new jokes while focus is narrowed on <a href="https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/another-las-vegas-party-ryan-reynolds-rob-mcelhenney-arthur-okonkwo-bold-wrexham-promotion-claim-league-one/blt37daecccf5dc6d0a" target="_blank">another promotion bid</a> – which will be <a href="https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/welcome-to-wrexham-shut-down-ryan-reynolds-rob-mcelhenney-cameras-disappear-documentary-distraction-paul-mullin/bltc23f50702bf8b1df" target="_blank">caught on camera by the ‘Welcome to Wrexham’ documentary</a>.</p>

WHAT NEXT?

Ryan Reynolds & Rob McElhenney ‘running out of jokes’ for Wrexham transfer reveals as more fake terms revealed in deadline day contract | Goal.com United Arab Emirates

The passing of another deadline will be welcomed by Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney, with Wrexham “running out of jokes” for transfer reveals.