As far as coaching rants go, this may not live all the way up to Jim Mora or Dennis Green, but Mike Petke brought props!
For those of you who don't know much about Petke, the Real Salt Lake coach is known to speak his mind from time to time, but his latest post-match press conference may be his shining moment.
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Let's set the stage and then we'll just let him take it away.
Petke was ejected from his side's 1-1 draw with Sporting Kansas City for saying something to the fourth official.
He knew what the questions in his post-match press conference would be about, so he showed up ready for the media - photo evidence included.
Have a look for yourself.
The best part is Petke admitting that he would have had even more photos had the printer not broken.
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It's clear this is a pre-meditated rant, and with Petke having been shown out in the 72nd minute he had plenty of time to prepare.
The real questions here is why an MLS coach or team has only one printer to rely on, but RSL can answer for that on another day.