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FIFA Ultimate Team: 50 best & funniest FUT team names

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It’s an agonising decision, isn’t it? The newest edition of FIFA is out and you’re setting up your Ultimate Team, but you need a club name.

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You might not know your online opponents, but your FUT team name is how you show them you mean business early doors. You know your football and your clever wordplay shows you’ve got a quick mind and aren’t to be trifled with on the virtual pitch.

Some players prefer to go down the overconfident trolling route, but let’s be honest – when you’re being outplayed, 5-0 down at half-time and your own team name pops up as ‘U Mad?’ every time the scoreboard flashes up, the joke is firmly on you.

But coming up with the right pun on your favourite team or player can be a lot of pressure. Sometimes your mind just goes blank.

Luckily, GOAL is here to give you some inspiration with our pick of the best 50 names for your FIFA Ultimate Team club.


50. Turkish De Ligt


49. Lahmageddon


48. Sons of Pitches


47. Pjanic At The Isco



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46. Going Toulouse


45. Bacuna Matata


44. Not Got A Kalou


43. Boca Seniors


42. Baines on Toast


41. Run The Kewells


40. Real Sosobad


39. Ctrl Alt De Laet


38. Boom Xhakalaka


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37. Ansu FUTi


36. Lord of the Ings


35. Krul and the Gang


34. FC Copenbadly


33. Lads On Toure


32. For Fuchs Sake


31. Tea & Busquets


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30. Salt and Pepe


29. Ninja Skrtels


28. Sheffield Thursday


27. Robben You Blind


26. Game of Stones


25. Delph & Safety


24. CamavingaBoys


23. Show Me Da Mane


22. Dukes of Hazard



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21. Enter Shaqiri


20. Schneiderlin DMs


19. Haaland Security


18. It Is Howedes


17. My Little Bony


16. Nice to Michu


15. Men Behaving Chadli


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14. Mean Goals


13. Leave My Arcelona


12. Ibracadabra


11. Pepe Pig


10. Borussia Teeth


9. Blink 1 Eto'o


8. Bayer Neverlosen


7. Part Vole


6. Giroud Sandstorm


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5. Tekkerslovakia


4. Reus Krispies


3. Cesc Pistols


2. Pique Blinders


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