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Top 25 five-a-side football team names

So you're taking the plunge and entering a team into the local five-a-side league.

Your squad has paid up, you've got your kits sorted and the WhatsApp group is in operation for those all-important logistical discussions... but you're still not sure what to call yourselves.

A team name should reflect what you are all about, of course, but there is also room for some humour and some tournaments even give out prizes for the best efforts.

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To help you decide what your motley crew of wannabe Lionel Messis and Cristiano Ronaldos should be called, Goal brings you 25 of the top five-a-side team names.


25. Pathetico Madrid


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24. Sons of Pitches


23. 99 Problems but a pitch ain't one


22. Lahmageddon


21. Tea and Busquets


20. Chewbacca the Net


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19. Poortugal


18. Expected Toulouse


17. We Arbeloa Lot of Teams


16. Bayer Neverlosen


15. Farcelona


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14. Kroos Control


13. Sporting A Beer Gut


12.  Hat-trick Swayze


11. Real Sociopaths


10. Not-so-Hotspur


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9.  Who ate all Depays?


8.  Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels


7.  Sub-standard Liege


6.  Unreal Madrid


5. Tekkerslovakia


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4. Inter Row Z


3. Balotellitubbies


2. Absolutely Fabregas


1. Murder on Zidane's Floor


Zinedine Zidane Real Madrid Liverpool UCL
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